The UOEP are monitoring the situation.
Dawnfire. Nobody knows his real name. Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows what he wants. He has the potential to be the most dangerous terrorist the world has ever seen. Is he affiliated with the Syndicate? Is he a Spectre? Is he something else entirely?
Dawnfire came to the attention of Barvosian authorities when the TCP antenna of Isimzian researches detected a disruption in spacetime. Researches rebooted the back-end superflux capacitators to locate the disruption to The Assassination of Taylor Swift which was apparently disrupted by an interdimensional phallus. Further investigation with superflian multi-byte programs were able to trace and enhance the origin to a purist fanfiction universe. The information was passed on to other governments and the authorities of Barvos became concerned about the launching of unprovoked space dicks.
Crimes[]
- Travelled through space and time to change the timeline, swapping the knife used in Taylor Swift's assassination for a penis in a misguided attempt to prevent the event from ever occurring.
- Made a post facto attempt to ban the assassination of Taylor Swift as per TIANATDATPPC Part XVI §1155.
- Suspected of interference in other attempts on Swift's life.
Terrorist[]
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The Sultan claims Barvos is under attack from fanfiction fundamentalists who are hell bent on destroying our way of life, enforcing a radical interpretation of the revered fanfiction code of conduct. He proceeded to the UN to propose a resolution to welcome inter-dimensional refugees of the badfic genocides perpetrated by these terrorists.
Isimzian intelligence claims the space phallus may have been launched from the aptly named DIC - the Department of Implausible Crossovers. The Sultan claims that the DIC is part of the fundamentalist's agenda to segregate all peoples based on their origin and is inherently racist.
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Response[]
In response to the appalling inter-dimensional genocide taking place the UN unanimously resolved that Barvos would take on badfic refugees fleeing persecution from the fiction-facists. This eventually culminated in the formation of the Republic of Badfikistan.